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1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
2. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
10. Teacher Strike Idles Kids
11. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
13. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
16. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
17. War Dims Hope for Peace
18. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
19. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
20. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
21. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
22. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
24. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
25. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead


And who could forget these classics...........

Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One.
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing.
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers.
House Passes Gas Tax on to Senate.
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan.
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung.
William Kelly was Fed Secretary.
Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder.
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should be Belted.
Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water.
Farmer Bill Dies in House.


and there's more :-

N.J. Judge To Rule On Nude Beach
Nader Calls Convention a 'Carnival' -- AP headline
Nanny Calm As Troops Close In
NASA Briefly Loses Contact With Atlantis - Lewiston (ME)
Nasa To Spend $1b On Asteroids -- Brisbane (Australia) Courier-Mail
Nation's Hungry Attack Meese.
National Slacker Day May Be Too Much Effort -- Reuters headline
Naturism Seeks Raised Profile -- Hastings and St. Leonards Observer
Naval Divers To Help Sharks Settle In -- Irish Times
Navy To Make Boats -- -- South China Morning Post
Neighbours Fear Golf Balls -- Richmond and Twickenham Times
Nelson's Hair Saved Grandson -- Times
Never Withhold Herpes From Loved One
Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
New Autos To Hit 5 Million
New compensation rules for late flights delayed by a year -- The Times
New Head Of Rail Body -- Hammersmith And Fulham Post
New Housing For Elderly Not Yet Dead
New Lease Of Life For The Wizard – Halifax Evening Courier
New Markets Found For Poor Peruvians -- The Times
New Missouri U. Chancellor Expects Little Sex
New South Wales Government Moves To Tighten Testosterone Availability
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
New Tabloid "Owned By God"
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
New York Bans Judgement Day -- Guardian
New Zealand Scientists Use Balloon to Measure Cattle Farts -- AFP headline
News Crew Pickpocketed While Covering Pickpocket Story -- Mainichi Shimbun (Japan) headline
Nicaragua Sets Goal To Wipe Out Literacy
Nickers Leave Hospital Crutchless
Night School To Hear Pest Talk
Nine Yard Men Turn Supergrass -- Evening Standard
North Dakota Child Found To Spread Tuberculosis -- Reuters.
North Korean Leader Names Ancient Frog "Ancient Frog"
Norwegian Motorist is Slapped with Parking Ticket While Stuck in Traffic Jam -- AP headline
Nothing Destroyed In Fire But Damage Near $100,000
Nuclear Fuel Sent To Japan "Unsafe" -- Guardian.
Nude Scene Done Tastefully In Radio Play
Nudist Welfare Worker's Model Wife Falls for Chinese Hypnotist from the Co-op Bacon Factory --
Nuns Drop Suit; Bishops Agree To Aid Them
Nurse Fends Off Crocodile -- Irish Independent
Nurses Warn Against Rash Use Of Herbal Oil Treatments -- The Guardian
Ny Ponders Beating Victim -- AP Headline News of the World

[Horley_Kite_Nut]

got some more lol

Cocaine fine for city man
toronto wins in tax despute with devil
seagull flew off with cat
kidney to receive honary doctorate
sell your soul....for a free goat
henry viii is hot favorite to win booker prize
youth held over toxic fire
invisible man close to reality
police issue fantasy warning
dogs consider life after noddy
herefordshire chimney sweep retires - 24 years after his death

Army vehicle disappears (an australian army vehicle worth $75,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage )